I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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