yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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