i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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