Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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