I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Randomize
