Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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