I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
COCAINE IS GR8
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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