Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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