Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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