: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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