He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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