I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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