erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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