My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
