is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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