so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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