If that was your dad, he is hot
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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