there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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