Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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