the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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