He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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