Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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