i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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