careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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