After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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