We're like a lot better than the average bears
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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