Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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