Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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