You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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