is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Bring me that man meat
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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