You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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