But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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