Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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