I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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