He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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