I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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