why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I need you to use more vowels.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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