It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
