yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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