i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She told me I should be a condom model.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
