I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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