i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
