dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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