I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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