was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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