If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
