adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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