i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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