Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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