just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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