I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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