I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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