STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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