Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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