Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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