he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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