I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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