Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So. Much. Porn.
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